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The cutest, tiniest, cuddliest, most irresistable baby animals are in this list of most adorable baby animals. This is going to continue to be a fun list to add to!We think you'll agree that Harley, the baby squirrel, is both adorable and fearless. Check out the video above to see her bravely take a leap of faith...Primrose, a donkey born at the Bind Equine Veterinary Practice in Bridgnorth, Shropshire in the United Kingdom, was born so premature she required cas...Brookfield Zoo announced the arrival of the first aardvark born at the suburban Chicago facility in a decade Wednesday. According to the zoo, the ...Just when it seems like the elephant world is saturated with bad news, from allegations of abuse caught on hidden cameras, to mistreatment during movi...Remember when you were little and you would stretch your arms out and spin until you got dizzy? Apparently that's not a uniquely human pastime. ...This adorable baby pug is definitely worth 30 seconds of your life. While the video is in slow motion, make sure you don't blink or you might miss him...the cute, funny, and fascinating bonds between animal mothers and their babies with this unforgettable wildlife collection. The new Baby Animal collection includes a variety of species and behaviors, including irresistible baby animal moments from silly mishaps to feeding and playing.Disclaimer: Stock Footage and Video Clips are licensed by Footage Search. Footage Search provides high quality video clips of wildlife, outdoor sports, and travel destinations to provide value to our customers. All of our video footage and footagesearch pictures are copyrighted and may not taken without a media license and/or written approval. Thank you for visiting Footage Search.We’re powerless against their cute and cuddly charms. Big-eyed baby animals, furry critters and adorable encounters – the cutest wildlife video clips all in one place. Get ready . - See more at: http://earthtouch.tv/kids-family/cute-animals/cute-animals-baby-orangutan/#sthash.wwRP7JMX.dpufIf there’s one area of programming at which the UK’s BBC really excels, it’s nature shows. The publicly funded corporation invests heavily in such material, bringing to the screen incredible wildlife photography we’d otherwise never get to see.
On Friday, BBC Worldwide – the commercial arm of the corporation – launched its first original YouTube channel, Earth Unplugged. The channel will feature seven new Web-only nature-based shows each week.
These include Earth Juice, a news show looking at the latest discoveries in the natural world, including items “from bees that have produced blue honey to uncovering the real life vampires in the animal kingdom.”
Meet My Planet features people who’ve been inspired in some way by the natural world, with segments about explorers, naturalists, filmmakers, artists and musicians, among others.
There’ll also be shows about dinosaurs, a weekly look at different kinds of unique animal behavior and a show called Earth Files, which “takes iconic nature stories and gives them a unique digital makeover, fusing high-end graphics and surprising music with beautiful photography to create a brand new experience.”
In an apparent bid to avoid alienating YouTube fans who love to spend hours trawling through the video streaming service in search of films of cute baby animals, the BBC has decided to include a show called Amazing Baby Animals featuring “stunning” films of, that’s right, cute baby animals.
Each Earth Unplugged show runs for under five minutes – in many cases for just a couple of minutes. While adults can enjoy the shows, the snappy presentation style and engaging content is bound to appeal to children interested in the natural world too.
Commenting on the new channel, Amanda Hill, managing director for BBC Earth at BBC Worldwide, said: “With Earth Unplugged we’re seeking to connect a new audience with the world around them. YouTube offers a fantastic opportunity to reach people and grab their attention with innovative nature content that will captivate and inspire.”
The BBC already operates a number of YouTube channels – Top Gear and Doctor Who among them – though these feature clips pulled from already-broadcast shows. Earth Unplugged features original programming only.
Check out these photos that have already been submitted. To see your photo here, add your photo to the NATURE Flickr group with the tag “born wild.” Then, once your photo is approved, it will appear on this page

Baby Animal Videos Free Pictures Images Photos Wallpaper Clipart 2013

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Baby Animal Videos Free Pictures Images Photos Wallpaper Clipart 2013

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Baby Animal Videos Free Pictures Images Photos Wallpaper Clipart 2013

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Extremely Funny Jokes Pictures Images Photos 2013

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The old mill long had closed its doors
the rotting wheel would turn no more
no grain to grind, no country stores
where old men sat, told stories, swore…
And rocks that formed the waterfall
became the playground for us all
on summer days, it beckoned, called
beneath the old mill’s rotting walls….
The chill of water, mountain-fed
awakened spirits, long since dead
where millers’ children once were fed
on banks upon which lovers wed.
And yet i hear the echoes still
where laughter of the children filled
those rotting walls upon the hill
‘twas once the home to Freeman’s Mill….


When you fall in love
English Shayari
When You fall in Love with someone,
Don’t think just start enjoying it.
Because after some time.
You will not be in position to enjoy anything.


Seasons In The Sun
English Shayari
Seasons In The Sun
Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall?.
Surprises and joys?hidden in All?.
A strange warmth, within the winter chills..
Oh, the bewitching pictures?of snow-clad hills !
A burst of colours?as the Spring flowers appear,
Like rainbows on petals…here,there? and everywhere !
Energy and sunshine..?the Summer brings,
A long vacation !.?among other things.!
Autumn arrives..with its quiet charm?
Leaves jump for joy?..and lie arm in arm..
Seasons come..and Seasons leave?.
New visions to see?new dreams to weave !!


It takes only a minute
English Shayari
it hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to never have the courage to let that person know how you feel. Don’t go for looks; they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone..

English Shayari
mein nay iss taur se chaha tujhe aksar janaan
jaisay mahtab ko be-ant samander chahay
jaisay sooraj ki kiran seep ke dil mai utray
jaisay khushbu ko hawa, rung se hut ker chahay
jaisay pathhar ke kalaijay se kiran phoot-ti hai
jaisay ghunchay khulay mausam se hina mangtay hein
jaisay khaaboan mai khayaloan ki kamaan toot-ti hai
jaisay barish ki dua aabla-pa mangtay hein
mera har khaab meray such ki gawahi de ga
wus?at-e-deed ne tujh se teri khaahish ki hai
meri sochoan mai kabhi dekh sarapa apna!
mai ne duniya se alag teri parastish ki hai
khaahis-e-deed ka mausam kabhi dhundla jo hua
noach daali hain zamanay ki naqabain mai ne
teri palkoan pay utarti hui subhoan k liye
toar daali hain sitaroan ki tanabain main ne
mai nay chaha keh teray husn ki gulnaar fiza
meri ghazlon ki qataron se mehekti jaey
mai ne chaha keh meray fun ke gulistaan ki bahaar
teri aankhoan ke gulaboan se mehekti jaye
tai to yeh tha keh sajata rahay lafzoan ke kanwal
meray khamosh khayaloan mai takallum tera
raqs kerta rahay, bharta rahay, khushbu ka khumaar
meri khaahish ke jazeeroan mein takallum tera
tu magar ajnabi mahol ki parwardah kiran
meri bujhti hoi ratoan ko sahar ker na saki
teri sansoan mai maseehai to thee laikin tu bhee
chara-e-zakhm-e-gham-e-deeda-e-tarr, ker na saki
tujh ko maloom hi kab hai keh kisi dard ka daagh
aankh se dil mein utar jaey to kya hota hai???
tu keh seemab tabiyat hai tujhe kya maloom
mausam-e-hijr theher jaey to kya hota hai
tu nay uss moar pay tora hai ta?alluq keh jahan
dekh sakta nahin koi bhee palat ker janaan
abb yeh aalam hai keh ankhain jo khulain gee apni
yaad aey ga teri deed ka manzar janaan
mujh se maangay ga teray ehd-e-mohobbat ka hisaab
teray hijraan ka dehekta hua mehshar janaan
yoon meray dil ke barabar tera gham aya hai
jaisay sheeshay ke maqabil koi pathhar janaan!!!
jaisay mahtaab ko be-ant samander chahay
mai ne iss taur se chaha tujhay aksar janaan!!!

Beautiful Eyes
English Shayari
This pair of small eyes,
Help in saying big things,
Love not expressed from lips,
Is confessed by a wink.
At any place in the world,
Her eyes keep searching for me,
Sparkle of her eyes is moved to her lips,
After she finds me.
Each feeling of her heart,
Is said by eyes of hers
Whenever I leave her,
Droplets of water stroll down in form of tears.
Can always find,
Unconditional love for me in her eyes,
Confirming the thought to be true,
That the pair never says lies.
I have a feeling,
She has a straight heart to eye connection,
As she expresses everything, by her eyes,
That?s needs to be mentioned.
When I can?t find her eyes around me,
Don?t know what happens to my day,
Smile from my visage,
Remains at bay.
In the night when I lie on a gathered hay,
Under the starry layer of the endless worlds,
I trace your eyes in the maze of stars,
Like a pattern laid out by two beautiful pearls.
This pair of small eyes,
Help in saying big things,
Love not expressed from lips,
Is confessed by a wink.

In search of peace
English Shayari
I saw the sun rise on the mountains high,
Its pale light gleaming in the sky.
Shining peaks with pearl white glow,
And melting of snow with a sigh.
I saw the sun set on the sea shore,
Heard the sea?s various pirates? lore.
Saw the ships sailing by,
With the flag on mast and the captain at door.
I saw various streams gurgling by,
With stones and pebbles as their ally.
Waiting to reach their ultimate goal,
With no fear and ready to die.
I saw the dunes: hot and dry,
Heard the fiery reputation they occupy.
Was out there in the scorching sun,
Running after a mirage with a heart-rending cry.
I saw the meadows on starry night,
Walked under the moon in twilight.
Saw the great bear on the pitch black sky,
Tried to understand the dark when all was quite.
I saw the rain soaking the field,
Black dark clouds forming the guild.
Saw the poor farmer?s smiling face,
In hope of a very good yield.
I saw everything in bloom and in decline,
But I didn?t find the peace divine.
At the very last I came back to my home,
There I found peace and a place that is surely mine.

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Funny Comeback
My friend: Your dick is probaly like a tic tac
Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh
Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!
Funny Comeback
Guy1: Your zipper is down.
Guy2: Ughh, your mom is so forgetful !
Funny Joke
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
A couple is driving
Cop:Sir, you realize that you were speeding.
Husband:Im sorry officer, I didnt know.
Wife: What the hell, thats a lie Ive been telling you for miles!!
Husband:Shut up!! Shut the f*ck up!!No one is talking to you!!
Cop: Ok then, did you know that your license plate was expired?
Husband:No Officer, I didnt know.
Wife:NO!!! Ive been telling you for months!!
Husband:Shut the hell up BITCH nobody's talking to you!!!*cop walks over to the wife's side and says*
Cop: mam, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife:No. only when he's drunk.
Funny Joke
Things I never learned in High School:
1) how to do taxes
2) anything to do with banking
3) how to do loans for college
4) how to buy a car / house
5) how to jump start a car
but I'm so glad I know the f*cking Pythagorean Theorem.
Funny Joke
There was a white guy, a Mexican guy, and a black guy. All three of them bring something from their country that they have too much of. All three of them climb the Eiffel tower. The Mexican brings tacos and says, "We have to many of these in our country and throws the tacos off the Eiffel Tower". Next, the black guy brings weed and says, "We have to much of this in our country and throws them off the tower." Next, the white guy pushes the Mexican and the black guy off the Eiffel tower and says, "We have to many of those in our country."

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The old mill long had closed its doors

the rotting wheel would turn no more

no grain to grind, no country stores

where old men sat, told stories, swore…

And rocks that formed the waterfall

became the playground for us all

on summer days, it beckoned, called

beneath the old mill’s rotting walls….

The chill of water, mountain-fed

awakened spirits, long since dead

where millers’ children once were fed

on banks upon which lovers wed.

And yet i hear the echoes still

where laughter of the children filled

those rotting walls upon the hill

‘twas once the home to Freeman’s Mill….

When you fall in love

English Shayari

When You fall in Love with someone,

Don’t think just start enjoying it.

Because after some time.

You will not be in position to enjoy anything.

Seasons In The Sun

English Shayari

Seasons In The Sun

Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall?.

Surprises and joys?hidden in All?.

A strange warmth, within the winter chills..

Oh, the bewitching pictures?of snow-clad hills !

A burst of colours?as the Spring flowers appear,

Like rainbows on petals…here,there? and everywhere !

Energy and sunshine..?the Summer brings,

A long vacation !.?among other things.!

Autumn arrives..with its quiet charm?

Leaves jump for joy?..and lie arm in arm..

Seasons come..and Seasons leave?.

New visions to see?new dreams to weave !!

It takes only a minute

English Shayari

it hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to never have the courage to let that person know how you feel. Don’t go for looks; they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone..

English Shayari

mein nay iss taur se chaha tujhe aksar janaan

jaisay mahtab ko be-ant samander chahay

jaisay sooraj ki kiran seep ke dil mai utray

jaisay khushbu ko hawa, rung se hut ker chahay

jaisay pathhar ke kalaijay se kiran phoot-ti hai

jaisay ghunchay khulay mausam se hina mangtay hein

jaisay khaaboan mai khayaloan ki kamaan toot-ti hai

jaisay barish ki dua aabla-pa mangtay hein

mera har khaab meray such ki gawahi de ga

wus?at-e-deed ne tujh se teri khaahish ki hai

meri sochoan mai kabhi dekh sarapa apna!

mai ne duniya se alag teri parastish ki hai

khaahis-e-deed ka mausam kabhi dhundla jo hua

noach daali hain zamanay ki naqabain mai ne

teri palkoan pay utarti hui subhoan k liye

toar daali hain sitaroan ki tanabain main ne

mai nay chaha keh teray husn ki gulnaar fiza

meri ghazlon ki qataron se mehekti jaey

mai ne chaha keh meray fun ke gulistaan ki bahaar

teri aankhoan ke gulaboan se mehekti jaye

tai to yeh tha keh sajata rahay lafzoan ke kanwal

meray khamosh khayaloan mai takallum tera

raqs kerta rahay, bharta rahay, khushbu ka khumaar

meri khaahish ke jazeeroan mein takallum tera

tu magar ajnabi mahol ki parwardah kiran

meri bujhti hoi ratoan ko sahar ker na saki

teri sansoan mai maseehai to thee laikin tu bhee

chara-e-zakhm-e-gham-e-deeda-e-tarr, ker na saki

tujh ko maloom hi kab hai keh kisi dard ka daagh

aankh se dil mein utar jaey to kya hota hai???

tu keh seemab tabiyat hai tujhe kya maloom

mausam-e-hijr theher jaey to kya hota hai

tu nay uss moar pay tora hai ta?alluq keh jahan

dekh sakta nahin koi bhee palat ker janaan

abb yeh aalam hai keh ankhain jo khulain gee apni

yaad aey ga teri deed ka manzar janaan

mujh se maangay ga teray ehd-e-mohobbat ka hisaab

teray hijraan ka dehekta hua mehshar janaan

yoon meray dil ke barabar tera gham aya hai

jaisay sheeshay ke maqabil koi pathhar janaan!!!

jaisay mahtaab ko be-ant samander chahay

mai ne iss taur se chaha tujhay aksar janaan!!!

Beautiful Eyes

English Shayari

This pair of small eyes,

Help in saying big things,

Love not expressed from lips,

Is confessed by a wink.

At any place in the world,

Her eyes keep searching for me,

Sparkle of her eyes is moved to her lips,

After she finds me.

Each feeling of her heart,

Is said by eyes of hers

Whenever I leave her,

Droplets of water stroll down in form of tears.

Can always find,

Unconditional love for me in her eyes,

Confirming the thought to be true,

That the pair never says lies.

I have a feeling,

She has a straight heart to eye connection,

As she expresses everything, by her eyes,

That?s needs to be mentioned.

When I can?t find her eyes around me,

Don?t know what happens to my day,

Smile from my visage,

Remains at bay.

In the night when I lie on a gathered hay,

Under the starry layer of the endless worlds,

I trace your eyes in the maze of stars,

Like a pattern laid out by two beautiful pearls.

This pair of small eyes,

Help in saying big things,

Love not expressed from lips,

Is confessed by a wink.

In search of peace

English Shayari

I saw the sun rise on the mountains high,

Its pale light gleaming in the sky.

Shining peaks with pearl white glow,

And melting of snow with a sigh.

I saw the sun set on the sea shore,

Heard the sea?s various pirates? lore.

Saw the ships sailing by,

With the flag on mast and the captain at door.

I saw various streams gurgling by,

With stones and pebbles as their ally.

Waiting to reach their ultimate goal,

With no fear and ready to die.

I saw the dunes: hot and dry,

Heard the fiery reputation they occupy.

Was out there in the scorching sun,

Running after a mirage with a heart-rending cry.

I saw the meadows on starry night,

Walked under the moon in twilight.

Saw the great bear on the pitch black sky,

Tried to understand the dark when all was quite.

I saw the rain soaking the field,

Black dark clouds forming the guild.

Saw the poor farmer?s smiling face,

In hope of a very good yield.

I saw everything in bloom and in decline,

But I didn?t find the peace divine.

At the very last I came back to my home,

There I found peace and a place that is surely mine.

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Adult Funny Jokes Pictures Images Photos 2013

Adult Funny Jokes Definition

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
A man who prides himself on his ancestry is like the potato plant, the best part of which is underground
The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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